First stroke of genious

Alright i was sitting here thinking tonight and i figured out a genious plan that would.....well im not sure what it would do, but i know it would sure put my parents on a guilt trip for grounding me in the first place. As for you that know me, am a relatively active guy, who somehows always remains fat. This idea here is true fat style. Now that i am locked up in my house for a week, i've decided i should just sit on the couch and eat. This will lead to me gaining like 20 pounds. In the end, my parents will be like man we are so dumb for even punishing him like that in the first place, we should of just let him go out and do physical things with his friends:(. I know, i know, im a genious. Man i rule. Haha no im kidding, i wouldnt do that to my parents.