While posting..

While in sitting here doing nothing like usual i figured i would keep posting random things in a sad attempt to make you keep reading this, which i know you will. I was sitting around thinkin about it, and you can't lie i am a pretty cool guy. Not to sound cocky but u know im pretty sexy, and im a pimp. But then we have to start talking about a few of my friends. I mean i have met plenty of sexy people in my life, and made friends with most of them..... Though i do have lots of friends, one stands out big time against the rest of them. Not only is the kid im talking about extremely fun to hang out with, and funny as hell, but he is one sexy mofo. I mean this kid gets all the ladies with his extreme sexiness and great personality. everyone can occasionally be a dickhead, right?? Well not this guy! Any kid that "loves being a kid because he learns something new everyday" is definatley high in my really cool people book. Who wouldnt wanna hook up with an optimistic guy like that, i mean sometimes i even consider it!! I have only scratched the surface of the coolness of this pimp. I mean along with all these qualities, he drive a freaking Plymouth Acclaim, who's speakers will work soon, who cant love a guy like that?? While you sit here wondering who this amazingly cool guy is, you probably have, or else your a retard. But please allow me to continue my praise of my fellow fat kid. You say you need a man with money do you?? well have i got the man for you right here. He works a part-time job at McDonalds and just rolls in that money!!! When i hang out with this man, we are usually playing tennis or sitting around eating and making funny racist jokes. We like to spend a lot of time at Sheetz where we make fun of all the mexicans that cant spell their last names of have to use cash beacuse you have to be legal to have a credit card, and then we laugh at their broken down cars. This guy is the coolest and sexiest guy i have ever met and ever will meet, big props to ya nathan, i love you.