A Day in Heaven

I walked through the door with a rush of air
The cool Sheetz wind blew through my hair
I saw the cashier’s name, it was Devon
I ask her “Ma’am am I in heaven?”

I looked into her deep blue eyes
And asked “Are you an angel from the skies?”
She rubbed her brown hair and cracked a smile
And put all my Shmiscuits into a pile

I took my food and gave her a wave
And then I started walking toward the beer cave
Suddenly I saw an extremely bright light
I couldn’t believe I was seeing that sight

I thought to myself “what could it be?”
I walked into the bathroom so I could see
I glanced in the bathroom and gave a quick scan
Devon gabbed me and said “I’m really a man”

I was sad that She wasn’t what I thought
So I cried and wept as I ate what I bought