Liz + Andrew = 4eva.
Haha! Yes! I'm on Andrew's Computer science computadora and his account happened to be activated so I think that I'll write about how much of a jerk...lovely person he is. I love Andrew, he's so witty and fun. One time, we peed in the woods up at Massanutten together. He got to see my blue polka-dotted underwear. It was magical. Almost as magical as when we played strip poker together and since Andrew is the poker God, he left the room fully clothed. One time, we played tennis together and he raped me. No, he didn't actually 'rape' me guys, LoL...but he did leave me crying on the tennis courts. He's so good and I'd feel honored to have his babies. We'd make beautiful babies...they would take after their father of course.
Andrew, you beat my tan tennis pro hubby who scrunches up his nose and sticks out his manly toung and owns all the nice cars (but I don't know car names cause I'm a girl) and the hot house on our private beach in South Carolina any day. Just kidding.

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