Eating is Believing

I was real hungry and I wanted to eat
So I ordered a Shmiscuit, with double meat
Then I ordered a sub and a little more
I high fived the cashier and we both yelled “Score!”

I ordered so much food tears formed in my eyes
Subs, Shmiscuits, Shmagels, and even some fries
Shmuffins, Slushies, Snickers, I couldn’t seem to stop
I could already feel my button starting to pop

I sat down at a table and began to grub
I started with a Shmiscuit, and then a sub
After I had finished I yelled while I was leaving
“Man you were right eating is believing!”