I don't get it

There was another thing that really pissed me off tonight that I would like to share with you. Brent and I were eating at Cici's, enjoying a nice little dinner, when some wierd walked in with some crazy gay lookin hair style. We kind of laughed by ourselves, and being the nice people we are, or maybe just assholes, we didn't want to be laughing behind the guys back, so when him and his girlfriend walked by, Brent made a comment about how stupid his hair looked. I mean if you're going to have hair like that, you should be ready to get comments and strage looks in public. So the next time him and the lady with him (i don't know how he would have a girlfriend), he said Andrew, there he is again look at that! and I replied man that looks really stupid! The girl whispered something to the gay guy and pointed to us, and we just chuckled. The event occured again, and we just stared at his extremely homosexual hair, as the girl said "you guys are retarded, grow up." Well I personally feel that maybe the guy should grow up and say something himself, or get out of attention high school where you have to be differnet to stand out. As the two of us recounted the experience, we decided just to put the icing on the cake, we would just stroll by on the way out and laugh at him again. While leaving i just stared at his head while he looked back and i laughed, and Brent said "ha, you guys have a nice night." She replied with a friendly (excuse my language, direct quote) "Go fuck yourselves." Being that we are Andrew and Brent, we laughed it off and left for home, not planning for a women to back into us. But back to the pissed off-ness. Lets think about this....Why would you cut your hair like that for any reason other than shock value. You dont do it because it's comfortable, you dont do it because it looks good, and you certainly dont do it to gain respect. I have had cornrows as a white boy, I have had a rattail, I expect to get mean/funny comments about looking stupid, i KNOW i look stupid. So if you do this for shock value, why in the hell would you get mad at someone for saying "man that hair looks dumb." That is like wearing horrendous clothes to school because its funny, then getting mad when people laugh at you. So in my summary, here is my message of this post. Don't do something that is stupid looking or just grabbing for attention if you can't take the heat of a few asshole comments here and there.

Lifes Mysteries

One of the essential questions of life. Women hate it, all men are curious to what its like, but are exuberant we dont have to deal with it. Periods. You konw, growing up we always learned about it, and why it happens, and when it happens, and all the goods, but we never really had an idea of it. We always wondered why that girl got really pissed at us that one week of the month, or why girls always just wanted to sit around and eat chocolate during their special time. Well now, i feel like i have bridged the gap between myself and women, and today i put the "men" in the menstrual system. All im missing on this gloomy day is a tampon, or maybe just a pad for a little more comfort. After taking a 5 hour nap after school, I was up until 2 last night because i was wired from my nap. This morning i woke up excited because school was cancelled, you know im thinkin "kick ass! now I can sleep a little longer, than go sledding or head up to the Nut for some discount skiing." Well this certainly wasn't the case, which was the begining of my anguish. I woke back up about 10:30 and was like hey i have a take home government test i need to get out of the way, ill just do it real quick before anything really happens today, while in the back of my mind i hoped the rain outside was giong to turn to snow and actualyl amount to something. As I was doing this little open packet test, like three of the concepts on the questions were nowhere to be found and i started getting pissed off. So then i decided to take a break, sit around, look outside and weep at how much the weather really sucked. This just compunded my irritability and so i was like hey ill play some poker online with my play chips, of which im very proud of. So then i'd get some bad beats and just get more and more pissed off and this anger, stress and iritability have really started getting to me. Now i'm sitting here at my computer being pissed off, feeling like im on a damn period and im gonna have to go through this for another week. This must be PMS at its finest because it seems like i just hate the world today. So to all the ladies that have had to deal with this for thier full middle school/ high school career i feel very sorry for you. I am really hoping that soon my manliness comes back to me and this feeling of the mentration cycle leaves me, but until then, i plan on sitting here and getting mad about every petty thing that happens.