Lifes Mysteries

One of the essential questions of life. Women hate it, all men are curious to what its like, but are exuberant we dont have to deal with it. Periods. You konw, growing up we always learned about it, and why it happens, and when it happens, and all the goods, but we never really had an idea of it. We always wondered why that girl got really pissed at us that one week of the month, or why girls always just wanted to sit around and eat chocolate during their special time. Well now, i feel like i have bridged the gap between myself and women, and today i put the "men" in the menstrual system. All im missing on this gloomy day is a tampon, or maybe just a pad for a little more comfort. After taking a 5 hour nap after school, I was up until 2 last night because i was wired from my nap. This morning i woke up excited because school was cancelled, you know im thinkin "kick ass! now I can sleep a little longer, than go sledding or head up to the Nut for some discount skiing." Well this certainly wasn't the case, which was the begining of my anguish. I woke back up about 10:30 and was like hey i have a take home government test i need to get out of the way, ill just do it real quick before anything really happens today, while in the back of my mind i hoped the rain outside was giong to turn to snow and actualyl amount to something. As I was doing this little open packet test, like three of the concepts on the questions were nowhere to be found and i started getting pissed off. So then i decided to take a break, sit around, look outside and weep at how much the weather really sucked. This just compunded my irritability and so i was like hey ill play some poker online with my play chips, of which im very proud of. So then i'd get some bad beats and just get more and more pissed off and this anger, stress and iritability have really started getting to me. Now i'm sitting here at my computer being pissed off, feeling like im on a damn period and im gonna have to go through this for another week. This must be PMS at its finest because it seems like i just hate the world today. So to all the ladies that have had to deal with this for thier full middle school/ high school career i feel very sorry for you. I am really hoping that soon my manliness comes back to me and this feeling of the mentration cycle leaves me, but until then, i plan on sitting here and getting mad about every petty thing that happens.