My Wonderland

I wish there was a place where I could be happy
No stupid love cards or anything sappy
I wish I could just eat Shmiscuits all day
It would even be better if I didn’t have to pay
If that actually happened to me I think I would say
I love Sheetz; you’re the best, yaaayy!

Then I would grab a 44 ounce drink
And give the cashier a quick little wink
Then I would dash back down to my house
And there would be my supermodel spouse
Ahh that would be such a beautiful time
Living off Sheetz and not paying a dime

I could sit around looking really cool
And then take a quick dip in my in ground pool
My spouse and I could eat subs hand in hand
Man that would be quite a wonderland.