Quentin is a Liar

Alright so im sitting in computer science and i've finished all of my programs. I have been listening to Quentin run his mouth the whole time, and i think more of what he said were lies than the truth. this isn't the only day i hear it, in fact, i hear this kinda crap every day. I mean seriously, i dont think he could go a day without lying if he tried. So far this year, his biggest lies include BS such as how he took a semester AP class which he doesnt remeber, maybe because it isnt even possible, and that he got caught doing 55 in a 25 on his way to school and the officer let him off. Ya Okay. I mean a couple lies here and there are alright, but lying constantly is just dumb. Hmm he said that he had sex with like 317 girls, all of them are fiiiiiine. Yea, and by the way i had an orgy with 18 Victoria's Secret models. But that wasn't even the best part, after that i had sex with this bangin chick named Mya. Some of you may know her, her last name is Hand. Can you even imagine what its like playing poker with this kid, well i've done it. Yeeaa i had a straight, and a flush...."No you didn't Q-tip, you had 10 4 off, thats impossible." O yea, thas what i meant to say. Some of you may of heard of the Revenge video, and if you havent, check out the trailor on Gus' site. Where am i going with this you ask?? Well the reason the whole video was made was how to get revenge on Q-tip. By lying to Gus about Nathan wanting to quit their band, he almost ruined their whole friendship. It takes a true liar to achieve a task of that magnitude. Well now we all know never to listen to Quentin seriously, because your just listening to lies. If there was a PLA, a professional liers association, Quentin would be the best player, even though he sucks at making up lies