Baseball talk sucks

Before i begin, please ask yourself, have you ever been to a baseball game??? Now ask youself, have you ever heard the way they talk?? Well you may not pay attention to it, or maybe never been to a game, but i have been to many bseball games in my life and the players cool little "lingo" pisses me off. You may not understnad what i'm talking about, so let me give u a quick little example. Probably the most common phrase is "come now kid," or some pronouce it "hum now kid." Now, can someone tell me what exactly that means?? It kinda sounds gross. I mean in most cases, they are saying it to a person older than them. Calling a person older than you "kid" is just silly. Before going to my next example, what the hell does hum mean? But anyways, that is just one small thing said, i mean sure, most of the other stuff is just babbaling, and noone can even understand it. What is the point of "encouraging" a teammate if all they hear i "hunmdjkdsfhImaretardandcanttalkhumnowkid." This may be one thing that only bothers me, i don't know, but next time you go to a baseball game, make sure you listen to the players talking. Now on the other hand there are some people that talk like tis all the time. Mr. Bocock is a great example of this, all you have to do is throw in a Dad Burnit, and throw your hat down. But seroiusly guys, can't you baseball players talk regular, especially you Willie Zampini, even though i love you because you work at Sheetz. Just last week i heard a frequently used line that frankly, doesnt make any sense, yet it is used all the time. Now in the middle of a game, someone yells "what do ya say now kid?" I dunno, what is he going to say?? I know what he should say, he should tell you to shut the hell up and stop blubbering.

Coming soon......Keep it in you pants Mr. Rath!