Liz and her cake

I do not lie. yea im sitting in computer science and im supposed to be doing sum gay program, instead im on here writing. So Liz, this amazingly beautiful girl in my class finally found her purpose in life, just as all the other women should, because i mean, they're all the same. I found out that she makes some amazing cake, and im eating it right now. She also brought in a whole thing of icing, which is almost as amzing as her, but not quite. But i tell you what, this is some good ass cake. I mean sure it does have a lot of egg and a lot of oil, but its pretty bueno. The best part about it, is that she made it all by herself, what a good woman. Alright, it's time for you to get back in the kitchen, and to you ladies reading, what are you doing, and make me some pie! I love you Liz, will you have my babies?