IZALGD!

Well last night at church, i figured out that this whole argument between me and Quentin is just pointless and stupid. I mean, we can put each other down as much as we want, but it wont change that fact that he's a liar, and im a mean guy. The whole prolounged fighting thing is for the women, who fight for likr 2 months. Men on the other hand only fight for a few days, and i didnt want this to turn in ro a woman fight. I apologized, realized we are both dumb, and now it's all cool. I'm gonna leave my previous post's up, just for laughs down the road. But hey, just listen to Q-tips lisence plate, Iz al gd! O and Mike, whoever you are, suck it.

Interasante

Alright just for confirmation, i just ask Quentin, who is sitting next to me two questions. What did i get for both?? LIES. let me quote. Q=Question, A=Answer. Q: "Hey Quentin, what is your blog site?" A: "Oh, I deleted it a long time ago." Q: "What was the name of the site before you deleted it?" A: "umm liarsanonymous.blogspot.com." So you just took pride i lying again, while lying. How do i know this, because i know that your site is ************.blogspot.com, and you just lied two more times, but i guess i lie just as much as you. You also just tried once again to cover up the fact you have a blog site. Man, you sure do talk a big game.

Alright??

I decided that this post was pretty vulgar and that i should probably just take it down, but if you really really wanna read it, than i still have it saved as a draft so just ask me. All it is is an argument between me and Quentin, not that great.

Liz + Andrew = 4eva.

Haha! Yes! I'm on Andrew's Computer science computadora and his account happened to be activated so I think that I'll write about how much of a jerk...lovely person he is. I love Andrew, he's so witty and fun. One time, we peed in the woods up at Massanutten together. He got to see my blue polka-dotted underwear. It was magical. Almost as magical as when we played strip poker together and since Andrew is the poker God, he left the room fully clothed. One time, we played tennis together and he raped me. No, he didn't actually 'rape' me guys, LoL...but he did leave me crying on the tennis courts. He's so good and I'd feel honored to have his babies. We'd make beautiful babies...they would take after their father of course.

Andrew, you beat my tan tennis pro hubby who scrunches up his nose and sticks out his manly toung and owns all the nice cars (but I don't know car names cause I'm a girl) and the hot house on our private beach in South Carolina any day. Just kidding.

100 and still going strong

ALLRIIIGGHHTTT, i just logged off of liz' account and am ready to post one for myself. I'm pretty pumped that my blog has hit 100 hits, and ive only had the counter up for a few days. I mean, it may seem like a small number, especially considering that Geoff has 1400 blogs appraching 1500, and gets like 40 hits a day. At a time like this, i think it would be a good time to reflect on my blog. I dunno about you, but im going to go reread/skim my older blogs later. But as for right now, i thin k i was to think about why this blog was started. Usually, someone makes a blog to tell people about their thoughts, what went on during the day, how their day went, for adertisment, or in some cases to write about certain people you hate. All of these are pretty interesting to read, if you can get to the sites. Usually, people will make a blog, and tell thier friends about it and post new stuff every once in a while. However i know of a certain case where someone would just vent about how much he hates everybody, then not tell anybody the website, and brag about how cool it was and that everybody else read it. I mean sure this may be a good marketing scheme, and usually the person is lying about it (so uhh whats new guys?). When i asked to read it, because there was a post about me, i got the response "Just figure out the site for yourself, its not that hard." Alright, lets think about this. There are probably o lets say 100 billion+ sites on the internet. Blog information/blog sites arent found on google or any other search engine. Ya, its not that hard to find a site thatis impossible to find. Finally i gave up and decided the site probably sucked anyways, and when asked about it, now he "deleted it." Hey Quentin, nice blog buddy. But anyways, im glad that i have a moderately sucessful blog that i tell my friends about, post on my profile, and allow everyone to read, etc. If i want to say something about somebody on here, you are free to read it, if you disagree, eel free to talk to me about it or email me. But thanks for all you guys that check out my site. You keep coming, ill keep posting.

"Your parents are wussies"

Alright, so now that im ungrounded i have a few people that are obviously jealous of my freedom. I love it, i feed off of this jealousy. Because i was only grounded from social events for two weeks, "my parents are wussies." I sense a little bit of jealousy mrs. im still grounded for 3 months. Hey check out my cell phone, i've actually had it the whole time, you should call me on yo.... oh wait, you dont have yours! The whole time i was grounded i got crap from another certain person that was also grounded, for being grounded ya, that makes sense. You can deny that your jealous all you want, but you can't fool me, i hope you have a nice next 3 months!

The day has come

AHHHHH, my grounding is officially over and i am overwhelmed with joy. having no more restrictions after school will make me happy. I mean sure, i still had options, but half the time i had to beg, now i just ask. I took full advantage of my first day off, as i woke up at 7(not by choice), and i am about to hit up my bed for school. I mean i went to church from 7:40 until 11:40, then i came home, grabbed a few Z's, then headed to sheetz for some food with my friend derek, without even asking!! I then proceeded to head up to the mennonite church for some ul;timate frisbee. Not only did i have a bunch of fun, but i got to show off my amazing body. After teen chior at 5, i remebered i had an english project due tomarrow. this got me thinking, man im a really bad procrastinator, but then again, whos isnt. Turned out i finished my project in about 20 min, and gotto hang out with Gus for a lttle bit. My first day off grounding has gone well, and i look forward to the rest of the week to have fun. I wont get to post as much seeing as i wont have much time at home, but ill try to hit my site up when im bored in computer science. Thanks for reading and being with me through a week of grouding!

My mom is awesome

The last few days of my life have just been glorious. I also figured out, that my mom is awesome. I havent posted for a while, because i usually post because im grounded and really bored. The last few days, my mom has basically made me ungrounded, i mean my dad is really strict about it, but my mom is a very forgiving person. Lets see here, thursday i got to go play tennis with my friends for a few hours, then afterward i hung out at lanes and ate good pizza. If that it grounding, than i guessi can deal with it. Figuring because i got to do that, i wouldnt get to go to the TA HHS baseball game(which didnt turn out to be much of a game). But what actually happened was i got to go to that too. Over the last 2 days, ive figured out that my mom is awesome.

Liz and her cake

I do not lie. yea im sitting in computer science and im supposed to be doing sum gay program, instead im on here writing. So Liz, this amazingly beautiful girl in my class finally found her purpose in life, just as all the other women should, because i mean, they're all the same. I found out that she makes some amazing cake, and im eating it right now. She also brought in a whole thing of icing, which is almost as amzing as her, but not quite. But i tell you what, this is some good ass cake. I mean sure it does have a lot of egg and a lot of oil, but its pretty bueno. The best part about it, is that she made it all by herself, what a good woman. Alright, it's time for you to get back in the kitchen, and to you ladies reading, what are you doing, and make me some pie! I love you Liz, will you have my babies?

The story of Keep it in your pants

Ross i thank you greatly

Baseball talk sucks

Before i begin, please ask yourself, have you ever been to a baseball game??? Now ask youself, have you ever heard the way they talk?? Well you may not pay attention to it, or maybe never been to a game, but i have been to many bseball games in my life and the players cool little "lingo" pisses me off. You may not understnad what i'm talking about, so let me give u a quick little example. Probably the most common phrase is "come now kid," or some pronouce it "hum now kid." Now, can someone tell me what exactly that means?? It kinda sounds gross. I mean in most cases, they are saying it to a person older than them. Calling a person older than you "kid" is just silly. Before going to my next example, what the hell does hum mean? But anyways, that is just one small thing said, i mean sure, most of the other stuff is just babbaling, and noone can even understand it. What is the point of "encouraging" a teammate if all they hear i "hunmdjkdsfhImaretardandcanttalkhumnowkid." This may be one thing that only bothers me, i don't know, but next time you go to a baseball game, make sure you listen to the players talking. Now on the other hand there are some people that talk like tis all the time. Mr. Bocock is a great example of this, all you have to do is throw in a Dad Burnit, and throw your hat down. But seroiusly guys, can't you baseball players talk regular, especially you Willie Zampini, even though i love you because you work at Sheetz. Just last week i heard a frequently used line that frankly, doesnt make any sense, yet it is used all the time. Now in the middle of a game, someone yells "what do ya say now kid?" I dunno, what is he going to say?? I know what he should say, he should tell you to shut the hell up and stop blubbering.

Coming soon......Keep it in you pants Mr. Rath!

DEEEAAAMMMMNNNN

Yo, todizzle i saw these hoes named Emily and Berkley. I was like man deeaaammmnnnn those hoes are fiiinneeee. And so then i smacked their ba-dunk-a-dunks and ran. They all ike yelled hey nig get back here and i was like YA WHATEVA and kept runnin'. peace

Quentin is a Liar

Alright so im sitting in computer science and i've finished all of my programs. I have been listening to Quentin run his mouth the whole time, and i think more of what he said were lies than the truth. this isn't the only day i hear it, in fact, i hear this kinda crap every day. I mean seriously, i dont think he could go a day without lying if he tried. So far this year, his biggest lies include BS such as how he took a semester AP class which he doesnt remeber, maybe because it isnt even possible, and that he got caught doing 55 in a 25 on his way to school and the officer let him off. Ya Okay. I mean a couple lies here and there are alright, but lying constantly is just dumb. Hmm he said that he had sex with like 317 girls, all of them are fiiiiiine. Yea, and by the way i had an orgy with 18 Victoria's Secret models. But that wasn't even the best part, after that i had sex with this bangin chick named Mya. Some of you may know her, her last name is Hand. Can you even imagine what its like playing poker with this kid, well i've done it. Yeeaa i had a straight, and a flush...."No you didn't Q-tip, you had 10 4 off, thats impossible." O yea, thas what i meant to say. Some of you may of heard of the Revenge video, and if you havent, check out the trailor on Gus' site. Where am i going with this you ask?? Well the reason the whole video was made was how to get revenge on Q-tip. By lying to Gus about Nathan wanting to quit their band, he almost ruined their whole friendship. It takes a true liar to achieve a task of that magnitude. Well now we all know never to listen to Quentin seriously, because your just listening to lies. If there was a PLA, a professional liers association, Quentin would be the best player, even though he sucks at making up lies

I'm a Loser

Alright so i was sitting around like i have been the whole time, studying for my biology mid-term tomarrow, and reading my Julius Ceasar book for english on my bed, while taking very frequent breaks to play snake on my cell phone. Every 10 mins or so i would come down to the computer and play a couple of hands on Party Poker. After about 45 mins of this it dawned on me. I had just beat my high schore in snake!! Before it was a mere 1753, but now i upped that to a more impressive 2357. As i was sitting there proud of my accomplishment, another thing came to my mind. I was officially a loser. Now many of you reading this may do the same type of things for entertainment, or for you own good, but lets put this into prospective. First of all, i was doing homework, on the weekend. I mean sure, im grounded and cant do anything else, but lets be serious, that was just foolish on my part. Secondly not only was i doing homework, but i was STUDYING, which isnt even required homework, so why i did it in the first place you may ask?? Was it in order to save my biology grade?? nope. Was it to Achieve my goal of getting a good grade on my Mid term?? nope. Was it out of shear stupidity and boredem?? indeed. You know, this reminds me of that commercal where that kid is talking to his sock, and its like bad things can happen when you're bored. Well know i know the true meaning....but anyways back to why im a loser. Thirdly, i sat around and played snake on my cell phone, not to mention i got an awesome score that noone on the face of the earth can beat, im awesome. Either way, only losers sit around and waste free time playing silly cell phone games. And last but not least, i played party poker for an extended amount of time. I mean i love poker and all, but a decision like that proved to be a folly. We now have another problem, i am in regular english, and i just used one of my vocabulary words from the begining of the year, Folly. This grounding thing is quickly going bad, im turning into more of a loser. Well in the meantime im going to go play dungeons and dragons until chess practice tomarrow, cya!

While posting..

While in sitting here doing nothing like usual i figured i would keep posting random things in a sad attempt to make you keep reading this, which i know you will. I was sitting around thinkin about it, and you can't lie i am a pretty cool guy. Not to sound cocky but u know im pretty sexy, and im a pimp. But then we have to start talking about a few of my friends. I mean i have met plenty of sexy people in my life, and made friends with most of them..... Though i do have lots of friends, one stands out big time against the rest of them. Not only is the kid im talking about extremely fun to hang out with, and funny as hell, but he is one sexy mofo. I mean this kid gets all the ladies with his extreme sexiness and great personality. everyone can occasionally be a dickhead, right?? Well not this guy! Any kid that "loves being a kid because he learns something new everyday" is definatley high in my really cool people book. Who wouldnt wanna hook up with an optimistic guy like that, i mean sometimes i even consider it!! I have only scratched the surface of the coolness of this pimp. I mean along with all these qualities, he drive a freaking Plymouth Acclaim, who's speakers will work soon, who cant love a guy like that?? While you sit here wondering who this amazingly cool guy is, you probably have, or else your a retard. But please allow me to continue my praise of my fellow fat kid. You say you need a man with money do you?? well have i got the man for you right here. He works a part-time job at McDonalds and just rolls in that money!!! When i hang out with this man, we are usually playing tennis or sitting around eating and making funny racist jokes. We like to spend a lot of time at Sheetz where we make fun of all the mexicans that cant spell their last names of have to use cash beacuse you have to be legal to have a credit card, and then we laugh at their broken down cars. This guy is the coolest and sexiest guy i have ever met and ever will meet, big props to ya nathan, i love you.

Dont get the wrong idea....

Now i know that some of you reading these posts are like man, this kid is a retard. Although i am grounded i am very thankful that i still have my cell phone, my learners permit, my computer, and the TV. Most people lose precious items like these during a period of grounding. Yes i still hate being grounded but you were all probably thinking "man what a stupid spoiled kid," and in some cases you are right. Other of you may be saying "That fatass probably likes the fact he gets just sit around and eat," which is also true in many ways, but not being able to sit around with my friends and eat sucks. But i just wanted to clear up that i am still very thankful for being able to have minimal fun while being grounded. Then there are those other kids that dont get grounded for anything.....

Gus' great idea

This time of the year seems to be grounding season. Major leaguers are getting grounded for using steriods, Liz is getting grounded for undisclosed reasons, im getting grounded for sneaking out with friends, Danny is grounded for the same thing as me, and Gus is grounded eternally for bad grades, not to mention many others. Talking to my grounded friends helps me ponder over more great ideas such as My first stroke of genious(see below). I think Gus had one of the better ideas as well, so i give him full credit for this plan. Because he is eternaly grounded in theory he isn't grounded, and i like the way he thinks. Though i only have one more week, (plus 2 weeks after that of not spending the night anywhere of having anyone spend the night)I still think i might go crazy. I have some friends that can drive, so how they can FORCE me to stay home, im unsure of. But if i continue to just do what i want to do, then they can just keep grounding me, and i can just keep doing what i want to do, becuse i mean whats the worst that can happen if i disobey my grounding rules?? O, i get grounded. The coolest part of this whole idea, is that maybe if i do if long enough ill get to go on that cool Maury show for being an out of control kid and i just walk around and be all like, "I'll do what i want!" So if i do what i want, not only is it fun, but cool things could happen......just an idea....

Dedication

Last night, while i was sitting around being bored as i have been for the last week, I decided to once again look at Geoff's blog, to see if there was a new post. I realized, hey these are pretty fun to read, maybe i should try making one for the extended time i now get to spend on the computer. After creating my own blog, a few of my friends decided that would be cool, and made one as well. I would like to give all credit for my blog and other to the excellent months of work by Mr. Geoff Skelley. Thank you for your dedicatin to keeping up your blog and giving me something to read whenever im sitting are and need something to do. We all appreciate your months of hard work, and by the way, check out Geoff's Blog before you leave. Congratuations on the best blog in the world. Not only are you extremly smart and good at poker Geoff, but you are also extremely sexy in my book.

First stroke of genious

Alright i was sitting here thinking tonight and i figured out a genious plan that would.....well im not sure what it would do, but i know it would sure put my parents on a guilt trip for grounding me in the first place. As for you that know me, am a relatively active guy, who somehows always remains fat. This idea here is true fat style. Now that i am locked up in my house for a week, i've decided i should just sit on the couch and eat. This will lead to me gaining like 20 pounds. In the end, my parents will be like man we are so dumb for even punishing him like that in the first place, we should of just let him go out and do physical things with his friends:(. I know, i know, im a genious. Man i rule. Haha no im kidding, i wouldnt do that to my parents.

How it started

Alright, so Last Monday, there was a little mishap with me and my friends which i am considering posting, and now that the story is now getting around in 659 different forms, and i'm supposedly getting charged with a felony. I told my Dad the full story tonight, and after a week of sitting inside and doing nothing, i have now been sentenced to one more week. I realized that my only resources are a cell phone along with my computer, which i figured i would put to good use by creating a blog. With my lack of things to do, i'll just sit around and make random posts about my great ideas, and whats going on. If there are a bunch of edits, well that's because i suck at typing.